CRAWLING IN MY SKIN, THIS ORANGE WILL NOT PEEL
. Also, I think I did it a little wrong (and tl;dr'ed a bit). Also, nobody cares.PREP:
[] You own something from Aeropostale
[] You own something from Hollister/Abercrombie
[]You own something from American Eagle
[] You own something from Wet Seal
[x] You have blonde or brown hair (I can see blonde. But brown? Isn't that the plain, wall-flower sort of hair color? Of course, since my parents will always respond with 'strawberry blonde' whenever asked what color their daughter's hair is, I guess I'm screwed either way.)
[] Your style has been called preppy
[x] You have high heels (Well, they're wedges, but they make me two whole inches taller! so they totally count.)
[] You wear polka dot shoes
[x] You don't play sports. (Because when I was a little kid, instead of playing outside, I sat inside with books. Which is totally not preppy.)
[] You panic when your nails break
[x] you say 'dude' a lot (What the hell kind of preppy question is this? Preps don't say 'dude'. Surfers and stoners and hippies say 'dude'.
Total = 4
Multiply by: 10
Total =40%
GANGSTA:
[] You know the song 'Lean like a cholo'
[] You listen to brotha lynch hung
[] You usually wear jerseys
[] You've held a real gun.
[] You own nikes
[] You play basketball or football
[] You never wear pink
[] You've been called a gangsta
[] You know "The Gangster Song"
Total: 0
Multiply by: 10
Total: 0%
(Now who didn't see that one coming?)
EMO/SCENE:
[x] You've worn black nail polish
[x] You like/love 'my chemical romance'
[] You wear black eyeliner (I would if I didn't fail at applying eyeliner.)
[x] You sometimes wear black pants
[x] You've been called emo/scene
[] You have/had black hair
[x] You sit in corners (They're comfortable! That way you can have your back against something, and your side, too! Or, you can wedge yourself into the corner and have both sides against the sides of the corner and that's really comfy too!)
[] You listen to Screamo
[x] You shop at hot topic (Hey, I was a model for Hot Topic. Along with the rest of my girl scout troop.)
[] You tease/spike your hair (I might when it's shorter.)
Total: 6
Multiply by 10
Total: 60%
JOCK:
(I will now proceed to attempt to mercilessly mock the vague wording in this section and have things magically apply to me because of said vague wording.)
[x] You have at least 5 medals/ribbons (I've got about a billion. All from first grade, all from reading nearly six hundred books that year.)
[] You have at least 2 trophies
[] You watch NBA playoffs
[x] You have at one time had something to do almost every day (You know, I think classes might count. Or sleeping. Or eating. Or going to the bathroom. Things like that, you know, I generally do those almost/every day.)
[x] You've played on a team (It's kind of hard not to when PE is a required class. Team sports, as one might imagine, generally require a team to play.)
[] You've been called a jock
[] You have been told your good at a sports
[x] You've played in at least 3 tournaments (Alas, I cannot say I've played in Yu-Gi-Oh! or Pokémon card tournaments, but when you have a class of ~50 people and it's about 60% people really into sports or mildly apathetic about sports and you've got between four and eight teams and two whole weeks to spend on any givensport, everything gets turned into a tournament.)
[] You've coached young kids in a sport
[] You've been to state in a sport
Total:4
Multiply by 10
Total: 40%
NERD:
[x] You have at least 4 medals/trophies for academic achievements
[] You play/played in band or orchestra (No. And damn it, lack of schedule time - in the block schedule! - because I want to make it to symphonic band! I want to go to Disneyland with everybody! D: )
[x] You like to watch Jeopardy
[] You have watched the national spelling bee
[] Your favorite game/sport is chess (I suck at it. ): It is my one failing when it comes to Lelouch-ness.)
[x] You've been called a nerd (Does it count if I do it myself? What about my friends?)
[x] You actually read more than just picture books (Most junior high and high school students generally have to do that. It's called English class.)
[x] You've been told you are extremely smart
[x] You have ENJOYED one or two math tests "Enjoy. Enjoy." LMAO.
[] You've skipped a grade because you were too smart (It doesn't work that way. Except maybe in like kindergarten/first/second grade, where nobody is impressed.)
Total 6
Multiply by 10
Total: 60%
...wait, that's 200%. Does that mean I'm two people? Should I have been born as twins, a nerd-prep and an emo/scene-jock, in order to properly encompass all these stereotypes? IS MY LIFE A LIE?!?!?!
Remember, kids, stereotypes are bad.
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Devious Comments
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Real men don't sparkle. Get over it.
~Teams Jacob, Jasper, and Axel.
Uhmo vuumecrmo vuumecr vuumc femm yddasbd du dnyhcmyda drec caasehkmo muhk cahdahla. Kudlry!
Ur, yht e zicd mucd dra kysa.
Yeah, I was, um, bored. And also like to mercilessly mock things that are worded vaguely because the more vague the wording, the bigger the loopholes!
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"I'll take a potato chip" *ominous Latin chanting* "and EAT IT!!"
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Zelman Clock: Better Than Edward
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Real men don't sparkle. Get over it.
~Teams Jacob, Jasper, and Axel.
Uhmo vuumecrmo vuumecr vuumc femm yddasbd du dnyhcmyda drec caasehkmo muhk cahdahla. Kudlry!
Ur, yht e zicd mucd dra kysa.
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"We all sing our song the way we feel it" -Don Miller
~Beauty-Pop-Club
~tehzemyxclub
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"I'll take a potato chip" *ominous Latin chanting* "and EAT IT!!"
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Zelman Clock: Better Than Edward
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"We all sing our song the way we feel it" -Don Miller
~Beauty-Pop-Club
~tehzemyxclub
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"I'll take a potato chip" *ominous Latin chanting* "and EAT IT!!"
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Zelman Clock: Better Than Edward
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"We all sing our song the way we feel it" -Don Miller
~Beauty-Pop-Club
~tehzemyxclub
...and then I'm going to have to kill MYSELF! Because I got your blood all over my Joshua shoes while killing you!
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"I'll take a potato chip" *ominous Latin chanting* "and EAT IT!!"
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Zelman Clock: Better Than Edward
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