Join for FREE | Take the Tour Lost Password?
Shop deviantART for the
holidays and save BIG!
Click here! :holly:
[x]

deviantART

:woohoo:
 
:iconshadowremnant:

~shadowremnant

Albel is an anagram of Bella!
ProfileGalleryPrintsFavesJournal

When I Say "Shotgun," You Say...

Tue Aug 4, 2009, 11:46 AM
...lame and obvious title is lame and obvious. But relevant! Anyway, I just read like four other people's versions of this, so I decided, "Well, okay, why not? All the cool kids are doing it."

So I guess it's basically a "What would you say if...?" thing?

You're such a wuss.
Abwuh?

Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
That's nice, except that I don't think I asked.

Your crush has a crush on me
Crushing on a nonexistent person? For shame! You might hurt his feelings!

I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
I like English better anyway.

Hurry up would you?
Waiting a bit won't kill you (probably)!

You're so snobbish
Oh, well, other people just generally bring out the worst in me.

Wanna settle this outside?
Are you seriously saying you want to kick the ass of a girl at least half a foot shorter than you?* And no, not really.

*Which would be a stupid assumption, except that I'm exactly five feet tall and almost everybody my age that I know is at least about half a foot taller than me.

You afraid of me?
Does it really matter?

He/she loves me more!
You have fun with that, now.

You have bad grades
At least I passed Mrs Lake's class.



What if your crush told you...

I have a crush on you
Um. I. Um. .////.

I don't love you.
That's very, er, honest of you. .___.

I think I love you already
Already? Uh.... .////.

Can I copy your answers?
Just don't get caught.

I think I have a crush on your friend
Um. Which... one?

Can I sit next to you?
...sure?

Would you like to dance with me?
Fail!dancer here, but I'll, um, try?

I think you have a crush on me
I. Uh. Possibly. o/////o

you have a cute smile
...thanks?

Why are you so nice to me?
I. Um. Well, if you're nice to people then they're, uh, usually nice back, so... yeah!



What's your reaction if your parents told you...

Go home before it gets dark
Sure thing, mom!

Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school
...mom, are you high?

Go to bed early
Um. Okay.

Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants
What plants? You've already clipped all the roses off the rosebushes, they don't count!

Study hard ok?
I will (probably doodle all over my notes for three hours).

When i was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money
:icontransparentplz::iconobjection1plz::iconobjection2plz::iconobjection3plz:
:iconobjectionplz::iconobjection4plz::iconobjection5plz::iconobjection6plz:

Why can't you be more like him
Because my bits don't dangle. You have a son for that.

When I say no... I MEAN NO!
...I, er... okay...


  • Mood: Content
  • Listening to: Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet
  • Watching: CSI
  • Playing: Star Ocean: Second Evolution

Devious Comments

love 0 0 joy 0 0 wow 0 0 mad 0 0 sad 0 0 fear 0 0 neutral 0 0
:iconsaku-and-bo:
totally lol worthy.

hey! we're cool people!!

--
E zicd mucd dra kysa!
:iconshadowremnant:
I try. :'D But I mean, really, can you imagine someone who had a problem with me seriously suggesting that we 'settle it outside'? (For added lulz, imagine someone Sam's height only with a bit of a bulkier, muscle-y build.)

--
"I'll take a potato chip" *ominous Latin chanting* "and EAT IT!!"
--
Zelman Clock: Better Than Edward
:icontwilightpenguin:
That would be like you kicking the ass of a kindergartener. Just kick him in the nuts, you'll be fine.

--
"We all sing our song the way we feel it" -Don Miller

~Beauty-Pop-Club
~tehzemyxclub
:icontwilightpenguin:
I have a crush on you
Um. I. Um. .////.

Funny, I remember this happening twice, and that was not your reaction either time.....

Maybe it only applies if you actually like the person saying it to you xD

--
"We all sing our song the way we feel it" -Don Miller

~Beauty-Pop-Club
~tehzemyxclub
:iconshadowremnant:
Well, it specifically asked "What if your crush tells you..." and neither Alex nor Tim were my crush, so obviously that would not be my reaction. (Actually, though, it sort of was the reaction my Alex... well, more in a sort of, "Um. I. Um. ...wait, what?" kind of way and less of a "./////." kind of way.)

--
"I'll take a potato chip" *ominous Latin chanting* "and EAT IT!!"
--
Zelman Clock: Better Than Edward
:iconshadowremnant:
Haha, that's what makes it ridiculous and lulzy.

--
"I'll take a potato chip" *ominous Latin chanting* "and EAT IT!!"
--
Zelman Clock: Better Than Edward
:icontwilightpenguin:
yeah, good thing that one was in note form....

--
"We all sing our song the way we feel it" -Don Miller

~Beauty-Pop-Club
~tehzemyxclub
:iconsaku-and-bo:
omg, that would be hilarious!!

--
E zicd mucd dra kysa!
:iconshadowremnant:
Exactly. And also very do not want if it every actually happened, but... that's schadenfreude for you.

--
"I'll take a potato chip" *ominous Latin chanting* "and EAT IT!!"
--
Zelman Clock: Better Than Edward

Site Map